Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/
u: i dont like ur favorite character
me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
me irl: wtf the fuck..............

x/x/x

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

dantrogaming:

GameFreak just released a new Pokemon video to their Youtube Channel

wendygirlyoumoveme:

if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

JAUNE’S SHOES ARE LABELLED LEFT AND RIGHT YOU GIANT SPAGHETTI DWEEB